puppy is understandably confused about everything in life
If you don’t know your damn dot and I tell you to check your dot book, CHECK YOUR FUCKING DOT BOOK.
You’re the only person not in the mother fucking diagonal
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
EVERYTIME I LOOK AT THIS I SEE MORE CATS.
People that still tell “women in the kitchen” jokes
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."